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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:45 posted by get the inside scoop

  The Horses now run an Uber franchise in the astral plane.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:45 posted by more satire on this topic

  Famine only destroys food systems if they’re not farm-to-table.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:44 posted by get the complete breakdown

  Pestilence has 400 unread soul notifications.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:44 posted by Famine’s TikTok Recipes That Literally Starve Logic

  War can’t fight until he finishes his true crime podcast backlog.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:44 posted by explore the backstory

  The Four Horsemen joined a co-op... and it took over their lives.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:44 posted by discover the details

  They missed Armageddon because they were waiting for a rideshare.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:43 posted by Gods Calendar Sync Fails Again, Apocalypse Postponed

  Death got into bonsai trimming and won’t shut up about it.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:43 posted by Apocalyptic Branding Tips from Famine’s Manager

  Death sold his scythe on Etsy as “vintage garden decor.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:42 posted by HR in Heaven: The Only Department Still Working

  Death tried to collect my soul but couldn’t find parking.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:42 posted by Why the Apocalypse Is Still on Snooze

  Armageddon was paused by a Spotify ad.